Just Love Me

fartgallery:

me getting pulled over in the city: what seems to be the problem officer

cop: one of your tail lights was blinking

me: you mean my turn signal?

cop: what the fuck is that

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brisbone:

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

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thathighguy:

catchymemes:

This was a wild ride

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purified-zone:

xelamanrique318:

urgonnaloveme:

why

LET HER SPEAK

i knew working 500 jobs and getting 3,000 masters degrees wasnt the healthiest way to live

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skazuhira:

wizardshark:

soft-primitivism:

monstergirlsexamination:

culturenlifestyle:

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This is one of the best stories we read in a long time. An arborist AKA a tree caretaker and tree surgeon from Redondo Beach, California had to watch the death of one of his favorite trees, which was ordered by the mayor. Although he lost a great battle, he won the war. Find out how he avenged the death of his 30-year-old pepper tree named Clyde.

His story was recently shared online and has already been shared over 150k times. RIP Clyde.

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Credits: GoblinsStoleMyHouse

This is druidic as fuck

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How do you secretly plant a redwood even the saplings are huge. How do you secretly plant that many

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